THE BORING CLUB
A box of nothing exciting. Delivered every two weeks.
We send you an activity that isn't scrolling, streaming, or swiping. You do it. You share it. We all pretend it's not fun.
We promise not to send you anything interesting.
What's in the box
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An activity
Writing prompts, crochet kits, puzzles, stargazing guides. Something that requires your hands and your attention. No batteries. No Wi-Fi.
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A deadline
Two weeks to finish it. No pressure. But also, mild pressure.
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A community
Share what you made. We'll put the best ones in our newsletter. Your mom will be proud.
Why this exists
You check your phone 205 times a day. Your attention span is shorter than a goldfish's. You know this. We know this. The Boring Club sends you a box every two weeks with a single analog activity — no screens, no algorithms, no dopamine tricks. Just something to do with your hands and your brain. It's not exciting. That's the point.
How it works
- You subscribe.
- We send you a box.
- You do the thing.
- You tell us about it.
That's it. No app. No dashboard. No engagement metrics.
What it costs
$35/month on the annual plan. $42/month quarterly. $49/month if commitment scares you.
Founding members get in at $29/month for life. First 100 only. We won't run this deal twice.
Launching soon. Get on the list. Or don't. We're not your boss.